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Richard S. Beam

269 A Bit about Shakespeare before the holidays

11/29/2023

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Shakespeare nut that I confess to be, I’ve had some ideas knocking around in my head for a while, which I feel the need to get down on paper, before they drive me nuttier than I already am.  So, here goes….

Not long ago, my brother-in-law, David, who lives in San Diego, mentioned that he had been to a session at The Old Globe Theatre in San Diego’s Balboa Park where Barry Edelstein, the Erna Finci Viterbi Artistic Director, had presented some of his ideas about how to study Shakespeare’s texts for the purpose of making them work better on stage.  He also was promoting his book, Thinking Shakespeare.  I wasn’t familiar with Edelstein’s work, so David sent me a copy, which I have now read and thought about in some detail.

While doing that, I discovered the Edelstein says he was influenced by knowing and working with Harold Guskin, the acting coach, and the actor, Kevin Kline, whom he describes as “the finest Shakespearian working today” (the book was first published in 2007 and I admit to having always thought quite highly of Kevin’s work and tend to agree with this view).  I found this interesting as I knew both of these men when we were all students at Indiana University, back in the 1960's.  I was actually in a production of Macbeth with Kevin when we were both undergraduates and I may have worked on other productions which he was in.  I know I saw him in several.  And, I was involved in several shows with Hal, while we were graduate students and fellow members of the Indiana Theatre Company (a Graduate Fellowship-based touring company sponsored by IU at the time).  Kevin was a couple of years behind me, and was completing his undergraduate work when I finished mine and started doing my Master’s classes (while touring).  I also had the occasion to run into him in the early 1970s (after he graduated from Julliard) while he was touring with The Acting Company.  (I was in Hoey Auditorium on the WCU campus, where I was employed, helping them to get set up, when I heard a voice loudly say something like: “Dick Beam, is that you?”)  It was Kevin coming in with the cast to see the auditorium where they would be performing later that day.  They did Chekhov’s The Three Sisters, which I remember having quite enjoyed.

I have to admit that I was not particularly close to either Kevin or Hal (I was, primarily, a “techie” and they were actors), but I DID know both of them and respected their work.  I suppose that this tends to prejudice me towards Edelstein’s work which he says they influenced.

In any event, Edelstein’s ideas put considerable emphasis on using Shakespeare’s text as the basis for one’s approach to a play and/or a character which makes a great deal of sense to me (as essentially similar ideas have been MY preferred practice for a long time).  After all, the text, imperfect as surviving copies may be, is all that we really have of Shakespeare’s (or any other playwright’s) actual thinking.  If Stanislavski’s (or other people’s) methods and ideas regarding developing a character’s “backstory,” psychology, etc., aid one in his/her understanding of a character, or play, to perform that character, that’s okay by me, but I still think that the specific words and actions the playwright (not just Shakespeare) creates for her/his characters offers the greatest insight into how the playwright saw the character’s functionings (and what she/he “feels”).  I must also confess that I tend to approach the “Method” and its variations with some skepticism.  I remember reading that Robin Williams once quoted one of his acting teachers as having said: “Method acting can be like urinating in brown corduroy pants; you feel wonderful, but we see nothing.”  Since theatre should not just be self-centered, pseudo-analysis, but should actually be done FOR the audience (MY idea, but I DO think it’s the defining idea of theatre).  I would suggest that if something (anything) doesn’t provide information to the audience, it MAY be helpful to the performer, but it’s ONLY really useful to him/her, IF it helps her/him provide useful information/understanding to the audience.

What Edelstein says, as I see it, is that it is quite useful to expend a certain amount (perhaps even a good deal) of effort to understand how Shakespeare’s language (verse AND prose) works; how it’s used; what it suggests about what the character(s) are doing; etc.; etc.; etc.  No, Edelstein is not suggesting shortcuts, he is suggesting that a close and careful study of the words of the playwright; the language the characters use and any stage directions provided can tell us a good deal about what Shakespeare (or any other playwright) was trying to create.  A corollary to understanding this is acceptance of the idea that the purpose of reading/performing a playwright’s play is to understand THAT PLAY.  One can do what I would call a “related” play BASED on the original work, but I do not accept this as being the same as the original author’s work, therefore is should be acknowledged that it is an ADAPTATION, “based on” the original work.  All too often one sees adaptations, often quite severe ones, claiming (or at least implying) that they are the same as the source work.  Romeo + Juliet, the movie may be very similar to Shakespeare’s play, but it isn’t the same, it’s an adaptation and it admits to being such.  Not all adaptations, stage or screen, are as honest.  However, I digress…

To get back to my main point, my major concern about Edelstein’s ideas (which I, generally, support quite wholeheartedly) focuses on what I would suggest could be viewed as too heavy an emphasis on just studying the rhythmic structure of the language (poetic or prose), the stress patterns. etc.  I believe that one should also carefully consider what I believe to be the fact that many playwrights (Shakespeare definitely included) seem to love to “play” with the language; use meaningful constructions, puns, etc. with some frequency; are quite aware of the fact that words can have multiple meanings; and so on.

By way of explanation, let me present my thinking about a brief section of Hamlet, (Act III, Sc. 1,) which is often referred to as the “nunnery” scene.  This is the scene where, after Polonius tells Claudius, the king that he is going to send his daughter, Ophelia, to meet with Hamlet, while he observes them.  This is so that Polonius can try to figure out if Hamlet’s “problem” is that he is “lovesick” over Ophelia and that’s why he’s behaving strangely.  He wants to find out what’s going on so that he can inform the king, Claudius, Hamlet’s uncle.  Remember that since Hamlet’s father, the old king, died (rather mysteriously), Claudius, the new king, is now also Hamlet’s stepfather, because he married Hamlet’s mother, quite promptly, after the funeral.  Now, for unknown (at least to Polonius) reasons,  Hamlet has been acting “oddly.”  This seems quite understandable to me, since we know he has encountered his father’s “ghost.”   Polonius (“suck-up” that he is) wishes to assist the new king by figuring out what’s going on so he can “help” provide a solution.

So, in III, 1, after the “to be, or not to be,” soliloquy, Ophelia is sent in to encounter Hamlet while Polonius and Claudius observe.  It’s important to note that it is quite clearly stated that Ophelia knows that this is the case (her father tells her to do this while the king and he watch), but the audience has NO reason to believe that Hamlet KNOWS this.  I suspect that he might well be suspicious, but he HAS reasons (the ghost of his father’s word and his own CHOSEN behavior) to suspect that something weird is going on and that his uncle COULD be keeping an eye on him.  Pay careful attention to what happens.  Ophelia has just tried to return Hamlet’s gifts to her, saying that they were love tokens which now seem misplaced.

HAMLET:  I did love you once.

OPHELIA; Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.

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AMLET; You should not have believed me, for virtue
 cannot so inoculate our old stock but we shall
 relish of it. I loved you not.

OPHELIA: I was the more deceived.

HAMLET: Get thee to a nunnery. Why wouldst thou be
 a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest,
 but yet I could accuse me of such things that it
 were better my mother had not borne me: I am
 very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses
 at my beck than I have thoughts to put them
 in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act
 them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling
 between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves
 ⟨all;⟩ believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery.

HAMLET: Where’s your father?

Wait, what just happened?  Note the break in language style and general tone.  Where the heck did THAT come from?  Why did Hamlet all of a sudden, ask about Ophelia’s father?  There is NOTHING to suggest an easy answer to this in the text, but Shakespeare didn’t use stage directions much.  Harley Granville-Barker (the early 20th C. scholar/director/producer, from whom I got this idea), suggests that something (a look from Ophelia, the movement of an arras, something, possibly something fairly subtle) suggests to Hamlet that they are being watched.

Opelia responds:

OPHELIA: At home, my lord.

Again a “broken” line suggesting a change in attitude, or something.  At this point, I would suggest that at this point Hamlet is convinced that they are being observed AND OPHELIA HAS LIED ABOUT IT!  This means that Ophelia has broken her trust with Hamlet, she has betrayed him!  From then on, I would suggest that Hamlet’s entire attitude towards Ophelia changes. 

Consider this: Granville-Barker argues, and I agree that, up to this point, Hamlet is using the term, “nunnery” with its standard meaning of “convent.”  But notice what happens next. (NOTE: There is NO break in the action here, except, perhaps a pause for the broken meter.)  Note how the scene continues:


HAMLET: Let the doors be shut upon him that he may
play the fool nowhere but in ’s own house. Farewell.

OPHELIA: O, help him, you sweet heavens!

HAMLET: If thou dost marry, I’ll give thee this plague
for thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
nunnery, farewell. Or if thou wilt needs marry,
marry a fool, for wise men know well enough what
monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go, and
quickly too. Farewell.

OPHELIA:  Heavenly powers, restore him!

HAMLET: I have heard of your paintings ⟨too,⟩ well
enough. God hath given you one face, and you
make yourselves another. You jig and amble, and
you ⟨lisp;⟩ you nickname God’s creatures and make
your wantonness ⟨your⟩ ignorance. Go to, I’ll no
more on ’t. It hath made me mad. I say we will have
no more marriage. Those that are married already,
all but one, shall live. The rest shall keep as they are.
To a nunnery, go.                                    
                                                                          He exits.



I believe that it isn’t too much of a leap to suggest that at least the first two times Hamlet uses the term “nunnery” in this, later, section, he could well be using it in its Tudor (anti-Catholic) slang sense of referring to a brothel.  (In other words, he’s calling Ophelia a whore!)  I think it’s possible to take the reference in the last line either way, as I think it’s quite possible that Hamlet really does love Ophelia, but he is, at least momentarily, practically insane with the belief that she has betrayed their love.  I think the speech CAN  work either way, but, considering how shabbily he treats her in the early part of “The Mousetrap” (play within the play) scene (Act III, Sc. 2) which follows immediately, I believe it’s quite possible to assume that Hamlet is devastated by Ophelia’s betrayal.  I would suggest that it takes her death (MUCH later in the play) for him to finally acknowledge, even to himself, that he really did love her.

I think that there are many examples of this sort of subtle, half-hidden use of language throughout Shakespeare’s works.  I would also suggest that I’m unconvinced that Edelstein has allowed enough emphasis on what I see as the necessity of not just understanding scansion; use of persuasion; antithesis; the use of line ending in poetic sections; rhythm; tempo; irony; and the other aspects which he discusses in some detail, but in also finding a way (perhaps through the study of editor’s comments) to be reasonably sure that one has considered whether Shakespeare might be using specific words to say more (or even different) things than are contained in a word’s most commonly accepted dictionary definition. 

We all know (or should) that there were not even standard spellings and/or punctuation when Shakespeare was writing.  Think of all the variety which exists in common usage and slang today.  Why would we think that similar variety wasn’t available to Shakespeare, or that he wouldn’t use it?  The catch, of course, is that we probably SHOULDN’T, so it behooves us to at least consider (among the many other things we need to think about) that words, expressions, etc., CAN have more than one meaning and that Shakespeare (or other playwrights in history) MIGHT have been aware of those and used a specific word to take advantage of that fact.  I wish Edelstein had mentioned that at least in passing.

Still, I would encourage anyone with an interest in Shakespeare, especially as an actor or director, to take a good look at Thinking Shakespeare by Barry Edelstein.  It COULD even make a good gift for such a person.  Do I think it solves every problem?  No, but it has a lot of ideas which I would suggest are very much worth thinking about.  I’d encourage consulting it.

I expect to be back in a couple of weeks.  Since the holidays are approaching, I think that it’s about time for the annual “Holiday Greetings” post.  I HAVE been working on our “Holiday Greeting” letter, which we enclose copies of in the limited cards we send.  I plan to have it provide the content for the next one of these posts as I have done for several years so that others who might be interested can catch up on what our family’s been up to in the past year.

​🖖🏼 LLAP,

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Dr. B
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268 Thanksgiving 2023

11/15/2023

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Well, the holiday we refer to as Thanksgiving will be upon us shortly, with all of the claptrap of overeating; family arguments over politics and football; the latest of the “Holiday” sales in every store that can think of something to mark down; and, perhaps, a moment, or two, of contemplation over the good things which life has made available to us.

For some, that means the acknowledgement of a deity.  That’s okay, I have no problem with others believing in almost anyone/anything they desire as long as they grant me the right to be left alone to make my own decisions about such matters.  I guess that means that something major I am thankful for on an almost daily basis is the right to not have somebody else think it’s their right to tell me what I have to believe in order to be considered a “good” person.

Based on my own (not truly comprehensive) study of the events of the European colonization of North America (Please note that there were other people living all over the Americas before Europeans discovered (?) them.), the colonies seem to have been founded, primarily, for two reasons.  Yes, that’s almost certainly a bit of an oversimplification, but bear with me.

One reason was to achieve financial rewards.  As I understand it, the Spanish and Portuguese colonies (primarily in Central and South America) were, largely, interested in gold, silver, jewels, etc. (money and wealth).  Yes, they DID engage in “Christianizing” their colony’s original inhabitants, but I’ve not seen evidence that that was a primary motive.  The English ones, were (mostly) sponsored by groups of business investors who had every desire to make a profit from their supplying of the transportation, food, supplies, etc. to the actual colonists.  Those colonists, for their part, were expected to establish themselves as quickly as possible and provide profits to the investors in the form of foodstuffs, timber, tobacco, animal hides, minerals (if available [I suspect they were hoped for]) which the investors could sell in England and Europe.  It was also assumed that, eventually, the colonists would provide a market for goods which the sponsors could import back to the colonists at a profit.  That notion shouldn’t be a particular surprise as it seems to me to be the standard, capitalistic viewpoint which has been around a long time and remains strong in many places.

The second primary reason, as best I can tell, was quite different, but seems to have motivated a fair number of the people who were the actual colonists.  That motive was based on the fact that England had an official religion, the Church of England, and it was required of all citizens to at least pay formal homage to that denomination.  By the early 1600s, when colonization was starting, the Reformation was well underway and there were a substantial number of variations within the Protestant church as well as, of course, those who still favored the beliefs of the Roman church.  (Note: non-Christians were, largely ignored as not worthy of attention except to try to convert to the “true” religion (whichever denomination was current at the time), but, mostly Church of England.  One doesn’t have to look very far to discover that this had led to considerable tension between various groups, burnings at the stake and other “punishments” for intolerably incorrect beliefs, etc.  It WAS possible, however, to escape the rigid control of the Anglican Church, by colonizing a “new” land in the name of the “correct” beliefs (that is the ones supported by MY (the RIGHT) group and making OUR beliefs the “official” religion of that colony.  And, while that’s a bit simplified, that seems to be, generally, what happened in most of the English colonies.

Of course, the (so-called “native”) people who were living on the land which these colonies claimed for themselves (by virtue of having been “awarded” them by a European monarch who had never been to these continents, but claimed dominion over them by “Divine Right”?) had what to them were perfectly satisfactory religious traditions of their own, but THEY didn’t count because (not being civilized, enlightened, Christians) they didn’t really count as people, in spite of the fact that several of the British colonies wouldn’t have survived for very long without help from these “uncivilized” “Indians,” because the colonists had no idea how to deal with the realities of this land.  The Spanish/Portuguese colonists seem to have just made slaves of the “locals” most of the time.

In any case, since there was a significant religious component to many (if not all) of the British colonies, it’s no wonder that, while they could, and sometimes did, cooperate on matters of mutual defense against the natives, whom none of the colonies treated very well and who came to resent being driven off of land which they had been present on for a long time by these foreign people who just took what they wanted and (from the native point of view) abused it because they wanted to turn it into “European” farmland by clearing the trees, destroying animal habitat, putting up walls to define “ownership, use it for farms, etc., even when it wasn’t really very suitable for that purpose.

Still, the colonial belief was that God (in the person of the English king) had given this land to these people for their own and the native people, who were obviously incapable of developing it “properly,” didn’t really count, and so they could, legitimately, just be ignored.  After all, WE (the RIGHT believers) had our plots of land and, so, we could largely ignore THOSE other people who thought that THEY were right, but were really “incorrect” as they were just “heathen Indians.”

And, to return to my theme here, a number of the colonies had various sorts of “Thanksgiving” celebrations fairly early on in their colony’s existence.  The descendants of those early colonists still argue as to when the “real” FIRST one (almost as if it really makes a difference in the long run).  Personally, I fail to see how it matters much.  The standard myth places the first Thanksgiving in Plymouth, in what would become Massachusetts.   Given the religious basis for most (if not all) of the colonies, it makes perfect sense that various ceremonies of Thanks to whichever version of the Deity was accepted locally would have been common once the colony (ANY colony) seemed likely to survive.

One thing which I am NOT especially thankful for is the standard insistence of virtually all religions, denominations, sects, cults, etc., that THEY and ONLY they are the true holder of absolute TRUTH.  Now, I will grant you the right to believe almost anything you wish, but I will NOT accept the idea that you have the right to decide for ME!  If you feel the compulsion to try to convince me that I should adopt your beliefs, I might (on a good day) be willing to discuss the matter with you, although I am more likely to suggest that we have a discussion as to whose beliefs seem to make the most sense based on something more than religious doctrine.  After all, when you insist on starting from the premise that The Holy Bible (or whichever “Holy Scripture” you prefer) is the complete, revealed word of the only God which counts, it’s difficult to suggest that you are approaching the issue with any degree of objectivity, reason, or logic.  In that case, there is really nothing which can be  discussed, as you have made up your mind before starting.

As far as I am concerned, you have the right to believe that way, but it is a fact that there are numerous other writings, most of which contain somewhat similar basic principals and which some people would suggest have similar (or greater) validity.  I’ll be honest, I don’t know, but I have real doubts that any one system is the “complete, absolute, and final TRUTH” which is provably beyond any discussion!

There are a number of ideas regarding how we should behave and treat each other, for example, which I accept as desirable, not because some deity, prophet, or “spiritual advisor” said so.  No, I accept them because they seem to make sense to me, as they seem likely to lead in the direction of making my life, and the lives of those around me, easier, better, safer, etc.  Do I KNOW this will be the result?  No!  But, it seems likely to me, so I’ll probably keep on supporting them until I discover some reason to change.  Then, I’ll try to make the changes needed to improve.

I am exceptionally fond of the Peanuts strip below.  I think it dates from a good many years ago, but I can’t read the date, as if it really matters.
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I firmly believe that it is entirely possible (not necessarily likely, but possible) that ANY (or, even all) specific theological beliefs MIGHT be wrong and I can discern no fool-proof way of testing them which would seem likely to lead to a definite conclusion.  Therefore, I choose to remain somewhat pessimistic regarding theological “truths.”  I would probably enjoy being able to be more optimistic about such things, but, as Sherlock Holmes says in Rick Boyer’s pastiche, The Giant Rat of Sumatra:

          “It doesn’t pay to be too optimistic, Watson. Remember; pessimists are surprised as often as  
​           optimists, but always pleasantly.”
 

When I consider the amount of human suffering which has occurred in the name of religion; (many, if not most wars, inquisitions, impalements, crusades, “witch” burnings and other variations of “punishment”, stoning of people, the entire Holocaust, etc., etc., etc.), I confess that I find it a bit difficult to always think of religion (as practiced) in particularly optimistic terms.

Still, while one could say a good deal about religion of a somewhat negative nature, the IDEAS of religion (ALL of them that I have come across) of taking care of those less fortunate than oneself; of trying to relieve misery, poverty, hunger, etc.; of trying to be fair and honest in one’s dealings with his fellows; etc., make it difficult to reject religious principals altogether.  I confess a stronger background in Christianity than any other tradition, although I suspect a true religious scholar might find similar ideas elsewhere.  It seems worthy of note that, drawing from my own small knowledge, I remember that Jesus is said to have hung out with tax collectors and other undesirables; suggested that the “woman taken in adultery” (Note: there is no indication that her guilt was not proven.) should not be stoned to death (the standard punishment) except by folks who believed that they were not also guilty of doing improper things; and used the example of a Samaritan (a member of a disliked, rather heretical, group not considered to be very reputable) to indicate what he considered was proper behavior towards others less fortunate than oneself.  And, I don’t think that it’s fair to suggest that these sorts of acts and ideas can be limited to Christians.  After all, Jesus was a Jew, or at least he appears to have thought (and said) so!  This being the case, I find it unfair to suggest that a number of (perhaps, all) religions may have redeeming virtues to go along with some of their less desirable features.

All things considered, I think it’s possible for each of us to find things to be thankful for on Thanksgiving.  If you can’t be thankful for family, friends, comfort, etc., volunteer at some charity to make life a little better for someone who has greater problems than you do.  I can pretty much guarantee that there are people who can use a little help.  If you can help someone else, be thankful you can do so; if you need a little help, be thankful that it’s probably findable.

Have a good Thanksgiving!

I’ll be back,

🖖🏼 LLAP,

Dr. B

P.S.    I’m also thankful to have discovered/remembered some new quotes to include in my signature.  Yes, it MAY be getting a bit long, but I think of these as words I try to live by.
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RSB

  
​“In all my years, I never seen, heard nor smelled an issue that was so dangerous it couldn't be talked about.”    
                           — Stephen Hopkins in 1776, the musical 
“Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic, capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it”   — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
“There can be no keener revelation of a society’s soul than the way in which it treats its children”        
                           — Nelson Mandela
“Not everything which can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted”        
                        — from a sign in Albert Einstein’s office
“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.”     
                        ― Mark Twain
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267 Court Reporters Have It Tough!

11/1/2023

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At some point in the fairly distant past, I encountered several amusing stories about some of the weird things which court reporters are supposed to have had to take down so that they can be included in the official record of some trial.  I assume that everyone knows that there IS a person (the court reporter) “… whose occupation is to capture the live testimony in proceedings using a stenographic machine or a stenomask, thereby transforming the proceedings into an official certified transcript by nature of their training, certification, and, usually, licensure. This can include courtroom hearings and trials, depositions and discoveries, sworn statements, and more.”(from Wikipedia)  Obviously, it is important that this be accomplished in as neutral a manner as possible.  So, these stories were about circumstances where what needed to be recorded was, in some way, outlandish, surprising, or just outright stupid enough that one has to wonder how the court reporter kept a straight face.  I enjoyed them, so I filed them away for possible use at some point.  I have since learned that there is at least one book (called Disorder in the American Courts) which is a collection of excerpts from actual court transcripts of such occurrences.  Anyway, this struck me as an appropriate time for such a post, so here are some of them, along with a couple of other legalistic/lawyerly cartoons.  I hope others will enjoy them, too.

Anyone who has ever seen a “cop” tv show or movie is certainly familiar with the notion that the police are supposed to make sure that you are told of your rights when they arrest you.  This is called a “Miranda” warning, named for the case which established it as a Constitutional mandate.  I liked this variation from Non Sequitur…
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Okay, that was a bit different from what I said I was going to write about, but, I would argue it’s related and that it’s funny, in any case.

So, here’s some of the sort of stuff I teased about in the first paragraph….  For some reason, attorneys interacting with doctors seem to lead to humorous exchanges.

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. 
"No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." 
"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. 
"No, I did not," the doctor said. 
"So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." 
The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere.”
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
WITNESS: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

Of course, this sort of thing isn’t limited to the testimony of doctors.  No, whether it’s a case of lawyers trying to dominate witnesses with their “impressive” vocabulary, or just be impressive to the jury, is hard to say, but it is perfectly possible for what seems could easily be fairly simple testimony to get a bit out of hand and become something which was probably not the attorney’s intent.

For example: A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:
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Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my life.
Q: With your life?  Let me ask you this then officer, do you have a locker room in the police station, a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir, I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes sir.
Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers?
A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room.
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Of course, there ARE numerous examples of other sorts of incidents developing which might cause a court reporter to have some sort of reaction.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? 
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 
WITNESS: Yes. 
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? 
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: How far from the accident were you when it happened?
WITNESS: He replied "36 feet, 2 and a quarter inches”
ATTORNEY: Nonsense how can you be so precise?
WITNESS: Well I knew some bloody fool would ask me so I measured it.
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That’s probably about enough of that sort of thing, but here’s another “sort of lawyer” cartoon from The Wizard of Id which I found a while ago.  Considering the fact that Halloween is just past, I think it might be appropriate.

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 I’ll be along with something else for our mutual diversion in a couple of weeks.  Since Thanksgiving will soon be upon us, perhaps I’ll see what I can come up with in relation to that….
🖖🏼 LLAP,

Dr. B

“There can be no keener revelation of a society’s soul than the way in which it treats its children.”                      
                                                                                     — Nelson Mandela          
“Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic; capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it.”                                                            — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows           
​
“Not everything which can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.” 
                                                                                     — from a sign in Albert Einstein’s office
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