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303 A St. Patrick’s Day Blog Post for 2025

3/17/2025

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​I suppose that if one were to go looking for further proof that “Mondays Is a Hard Time” (See my last post for explanation.), I see that St. Patrick’s Day, the day on which we of Irish descent (and a LOT of those who aren’t) honor St. Patrick, the primary patron saint of Ireland, falls on a Monday this year and just PRIOR to the first day of my usual blog post “rotation,” which is every 2 weeks on Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday.  So, even though it screws up my routine, it still seems appropriate for this man of some Irish decent to create a post for this day.   I do have Irish ancestors on at least one side of my family tree (probably both) and I do like to recognize that by making some sort of appropriate commentary about St. Patrick’s Day each year to: 1.) acknowledge those roots and 2.) support any Irish traditions which might be appropriate for members of my family.

To be completely honest, probably MY favorite part of being Irish (other than being quite fond of Irish folk songs) is having “fish and chips” (which are actually English in origin, but ARE quite popular in Ireland) with a Guinness at a local Omaha pub known as “The Brazen Head” whenever the opportunity arises.  See their logo below:
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Now, according to their discussion of the history of this name, the original Brazen Head is a pub in Merchant's Quay, Dublin, built as a coaching inn in 1754, on the site of a merchant's dwelling dating back to at least 1613.  It received a license to sell ale in 1661, and the first mention of it as an inn was in 1668.  I, obviously, make occasional visits to its namesake in Omaha (where Bonnie is quite fond of their Ruben, as I also am), although I most commonly get fish and chips or a Boxty (which is a sort of potato pancake folded around various sorts of meat, cheese, and vegetable fillings, sort of like an omelet).  I will admit, however, that I like just about everything on their menu, especially with a Guinness (which now makes a non-alcoholic version, which I also like).  Other than its taste, which I DO enjoy, however, even regular Guinness Draught IS actually relatively low in alcohol as it clocks in at just 4.2% ABV, which is fairly low.  That does NOT mean that I drink a lot of it, but I DO like it on occasion and I feel less guilty about having a glass of it than I might with other drinks.

Anyway, the local Brazen Head features a bar and other wooden decor hand-crafted in Ireland and shipped here for assembly, so it’s quite pleasant and ”feels "authentic, with a “neighborly,” atmosphere which makes me think of it as being like a true Irish “local,” which it probably isn’t in reality, but what do I know?  Anyway, while I do generally avoid the St Paddy’s Day crowds, I do like to go to there fairly often, where I took this picture of a Guinness St. Patrick’s Day sign last year.  I like “the black stuff,” so I include the sign below.
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To me (not being especially religious), St. Paddy’s Day is a day about friendship and good times, so it seems an appropriate time to include this print of an old Irish proverb, as well.
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I think that’s the true message of the day, and the idea that it should only apply to those of us with Irish roots, seems silly to me.  The fact of the matter is that --
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How can I say that?  Well, it’s not just the cliché most people seem to think it is.  After all, even Garfield seems to want to claim some Irish heritage on “the day”  See below --
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And, if THAT doesn’t convince you, consider this --
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Well, setting Pepe to the side, on St. Patrick’s Day, the most appropriate thought may be --
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I guess what I’m really trying to suggest is that St. Pat’s Day is, in the long run, a day to ignore our differences and treat everyone like we would a friend, so the image below may serve as a good summation of my thinking.  It’s how I think about my friends, and I hope that, like me, you’re lucky enough to have family and friends to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with, as well.
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I plan to be back on my usual schedule in a couple of weeks with another of these posts.  I hope that you’ll drop into my website along about then to see what I come up with to talk/write/think about then.

🖖🏼 LLAP,

Dr. B
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302 Mondays is STILL a Hard Time!

3/5/2025

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A while ago (August 2022, I think it was) I did a post which explained this title, so I won’t repeat that entire explanation.  Suffice it to say that Monday seems to have the reputation of being “more difficult” than the other days of the week, and that Jim Davis is a frequent noter of that phenomenon in his cartoons about Garfield, the cat.

So, the first question, I suppose, should be “What”s wrong with Mondays?”  To that I have to respond that, “I don’t really know!”  It’s the day after the weekend, for what that’s worth.  That means that it starts the “Work Week,” but, somehow, even when you’re retired (and, therefore, not actively working) there’s still just something hard about Monday, especially Monday morning.  Even Ziggy understands:
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It just seems as though it’s just a bit harder to get out of bed, on Mondays most of the time.   Or, as Garfield put it --
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Now Jon, Garfield’s “person,” seems to think that Mondays are “just another day.”  He IS incorrect, of course, which is probably the point.  In the strip below, we see Garfield, probably futilely, trying to get Jon to become aware of the true reality of Mondays, with, apparently, rather little effect.  Of course that MIGHT be explained by the fact that ALL cats, Garfield being a better example than most, are smarter than their so-called “Masters,” as they usually get pampered for just doing whatever they please.  That seems like a pretty good deal to me, but (not being a cat) I can’t make use of it.  But, see below --
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On the other hand, cats are NOT stupid.  They are well aware that being pampered, even on Monday, probably requires actually getting up and acknowledging the existence of whoever wants to think of him/herself as being its “master/mistress.”  I’ve never actually seen a cat take to drinking coffee, but Garfield IS frequently pictured as seeking such, and (based on my own morning desires, which tend to be especially strong on Mondays), the strip below does seem particularly appropriate for ANYONE/THING on that, particular day.
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Unfortunately (at least in MY book!), NOT ALL COFFEE IS CREATED EQUAL!  Yes, while I do support the idea of DEI, (although apparently unlike the current Administration) I do NOT support ignoring actual qualifications; like understanding what the job is, how it should/needs to be done, and considering how changing things might actually be a BAD idea, before just “diving in” and blindly firing people and terminating programs to “save money” which you are, legally required to spend on those programs.  They WERE created through LAWS, after all, and the EXECUTIVE BRANCH is sworn to execute, not empowered to MAKE (or just ignore), such.  
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Still, there are SOME Mondays where even coffee doesn’t SOLVE the problems of the day, but seem to just contribute to it.  I confess that I tend to strongly agree with Garfield on this point.  Coffee, CAN be terrible.  Not too often, thank goodness, but it CAN happen.  When it happens on a Monday, it’s REALLY a disaster.
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This suggests to me the idea that since it seems to have become quite popular (in some circles) for the U.S. (or at least the various states) to just revise the time standard to allow: choosing to use STANDARD (Greenwich-based) time year-round; switch to full-time “DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME;” or (possibly) continue to change times as we have been doing since 1918, when Daylight Saving Time was introduced as an energy conservation effort for WWI.  (Apparently it had NOTHING to do with farmers and the harvest, etc, no matter what the mythology says.)  In any event, if we should be able to alter the time standard for our convenience, why not just abolish Mondays, while we’re at it?  As Garfield suggests, it shouldn’t be all that hard, we do it with other stuff.  Why not just RETURN IT?
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Or, if that seems to be too radical an approach, why don’t we take advantage of modern technology and let our “devices” just handle it for us.  It really shouldn’t be too hard a program to write, should it?  Garfield has even done the work of figuring out a simple way to accomplish this.
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I’ll bet that the guys at APPLE® could figure out how to install this as a “feature” in their next OS.  Then the other guys could copy it.

That might not suit everyone, however.  I’ve heard it suggested that a truly significant percentage of US Federal government programs, as well as a huge number of state government and business programs, rely on programming which was (AND STILL IS) written in the COBOL computer language in the 1960s.  This is (apparently), partly because it would be difficult and expensive to rewrite ALL THIS STUFF, and, partly, because the current system still actually works pretty well, as long as you handle the language it was written in properly.  There’s also the fact that many of the machines RUNNING those programs (in businesses as well as  the US government) have not been replaced and (with appropriate maintenance) continue to do their jobs quite satisfactorily.  

Now, according to information from The Poynter Institute (which agrees with other sources I have encountered): 
1.) Government databases may code someone as 150 years old for reasons peculiar to the large and complex Social Security database.; 
2.) Improper payments are a longstanding concern for the Social Security agency, though they represent a small share of all payments (Reported as less than 1%.); 
3.) All those “150 year old” Social Security recipients are listed as such because, when the exact date of their birth wasn’t known.  
(NOTE: I suspect that even the government knows that people don’t live for 150 years, but I could be wrong, I suppose.)

My understanding, which could well be incorrect, is that the use of May 20, 1874 MIGHT have been used as a “default date” for the version of COBOL, which the SS database is written in. This IS disputed, and I’m in no better position to evaluate this (seemingly plausible) possibility, than I am to argue about the notion that “42” is the the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything, because (according to some people) Douglas Adams had enough early exposure to programming languages that he MIGHT have been inspired by the fact that, in the ASCII (computer) Language, 42 is an * or “Wildcard."  Thus, the possibility exists that when Adams had the “greatest computer ever built” asked what the meaning of life, the universe and everything is, it literally stated (in ITS language) that “Life is what you make it.”

Since it seems unlikely that the “DOGE” guys (let alone their “leaders”) have much background in COBOL (it’s not popular these days, except in “legacy” systems), it seems perfectly reasonable that incorrect conclusions based on inadequate knowledge are likely to have occurred.  And THAT wasn’t even on a MONDAY!

I’m with Garfield, in relation to MOST Mondays, however, except that “Antiques Roadshow” (both the British original AND the US version) are usually on PBS that evening around here.  It remains true that Mondays are usually NOT my favorite days. There really are times when I wish that Garfield could just put up the sign he posts below and we could be done with them.
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That doesn’t really seem very likely to happen, however, so I guess we’ll just have to make like B.C. sometimes and just survive.  Know what I mean.  Mondays CAN be hard, but some can be more than just that.  See below --
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Well, if the “Mondays” don’t get me, I shall return on St. Patrick’s Day, which happens to fall on a Monday this year.  I guess that THAT, proves that there is SOME hope, even for Mondays.  I hope you’ll be back, too.  I enjoy thinking that I’m actually talking to people.

🖖🏼 LLAP,

Dr. B
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